Crazy Holiday Cheer from Havan & Lee!!

Setting:

Joyee Flynn's house…Christmas time

Cast:

Lee Brazil – Über-talented writer and member of the Story Orgy writing group

Havan Fellows – newbie writer and also member of the Story Orgy writing group

Marius – Joyee's trusted companion and Lee and Havan's inside agent

Elves – lots and lots of hot elves…

and

Joyee Flynn – writer extraordinaire times like a hundred or so

Scene:

Lee and Havan, worried about their good friend Joyee pushing herself too hard with her new series Who Needs Christmas?, try an intervention…*cue danger music*

Havan) I'm telling you, Lee, it's true. Marius used the 'special code' for us to get our assets over to Joyee's place. She has gone off the deep end this time. There is no way that any human can possibly write 12 books for the 13 days before Christmas! We have to save her from herself!

Lee) Havan, you know I love Joyee, but she doesn't take kindly to people interfering in how she runs her life. And think of the fans, those folks will be furious if you talk her out of this.

Havan) *eyes go wide* Eeeeek the minions! They have to understand…don't get me wrong—I would give good money to be dominated by Horse, that elf is freaking hawt! And if Cave wanted to play with me like his toy I would so be okay with that and Flower *swoons* I dream of being caught in his *blushes* contraptions…but this can't be healthy for Joyee!

Lee)  So, the truth comes to light.  You've sneaked a peak at the goods, haven't you?

Havan) *blushes* Well…yeah…for Joyee's sake only…honest! I mean, why do the elves get all her attention? You know she has to be missing us, right? *looks up at Lee and pouts*

Lee)  I'm sure of it.  Who wouldn't miss your bouncy perky self?

Havan) *giggles and bounces then stops* That was a compliment right? *looks at the basket Lee's carrying* Sooooo…we both know that Joyee never remembers to eat when she is writing…whatcha bring with you? I brought the Mountain Dew! *big grins*

Lee) You kow, it’s a little known fact that Joyee is a fairly decent cook.  This is fudge made form a recipe she shared with me last year.  You'll never guess what the main ingredient is.  Go on, try... never mind.  It's Andes Mints!  Who would have thought?

Havan) Really? Andes Mints? For real? That sounds better than the Dew…*reaches into basket…jerks hand back and rubs it* Owie Lee! That's just wrong…

Lee) Oh, come on! You know that didn't hurt! Besides I left a big tin back at The Story Orgy hang out for us.

Havan) *swoons a little* You are too good to us, Lee! You know most people would suffice to write AN elf story for Christmas…yeah just ONE elf story would be enough…but noooooooo…our Joyee has to do a series of 12 of them…in 12 days…Who Needs Christmas?...what about who needs Joyee…she is slacking on the lovey'ing us department she is! *shakes head in amazement*

Lee) I'm not sure this is a good idea.  I said that already didn't I? I think this is the place. 

Havan) *looks at imposing front door and steps behind Lee* You knock…she likes you better. *nudges Lee closer to door*

Lee) *frowns* That's not true.  *knocks softly*

*door swings open…Marius appears and walks behind us…corralling us into the house*

Havan) Why do I want to make a Lassie joke right now, Lee? *giggles and jumps when Marius nudges my leg* Hope you brought treats for Marius too…hehe

*Marius leads us through the house…papers and books strewn everywhere…down the hall…into Joyee's inner sanctum—her office…clay-mation version of Santa Claus is Coming to Town on the television*

Lee) *looks around* Wow...

Havan) Awwww look at her…she fell asleep at the computer. She is so cute…I just wanna pinch her cheeks and…*reaches forward to do just that…Marius growls at me…jerks my hands back quickly* Or maybe not?

Lee) You know, I think maybe we should reconsider this.  Leave the basket, clean up a little, feed Marius, and keep quiet.

Havan) Well…she is finally sleeping some…and I agree Lee—we really don't need to be waking her up…but look…here are two of her Christmas books…Screw Santa and Hells Bells…wanna read while we wait for her? *giggles and squats on the loveseat to get comfy…looks over at Joyee with her head on her keyboard* You think she'll believe that Marius set this whole thing up? *giggles some more*

Lee) Shhh. *fingers over lips* Don't wake her.  Look, she's typing in her sleep... how cool is that?

Havan) So that's her secret! WOW!

*Today we'll do a elves T-Shirt & Signed Calendar... see previous posts for rules!